Thursday, March 18, 2010

Lord Bonkers' Diary: A day at my solicitor's

This morning we printed Wednesday's entry on Lord Bonkers' Future Fair. I should like to thank T.H. White for the legal terms here - they come from Mistress Masham's Repose.


The Manchester Guardian arrives, and what does its front page tell me that Labour’s policy will be at the general election? “A Future Fair for all,” that’s what!
I spend the day at my solicitor’s arranging to sue Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and any other socialist I can lay my hands on. I shall go for Habeas Corpus, Non Compos Mentis and quite possibly a touch of De Heretico Comburendo too.

Earlier this week
You may also be interested in part 1 and part 2 of Twenty Years of Lord Bonkers.

1 comment:

dreamingspire said...

Maybe His Lordship should also try Trades Description law, since Lab will be too bankrupt to operate a funfair for us. And the advertising standards people as well.